i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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