are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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