Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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