susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
