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You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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