TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I love having hate sex.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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