shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Shame is for Republicans.
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