whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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