I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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