I must be too annoying 4 u.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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