Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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