Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
he puts the penis in happiness.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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