It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize