Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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