Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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