I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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