Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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