I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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