My nipple is on Facebook.
This is not my ceiling
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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