Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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