you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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