Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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