i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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