the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Semen is not good for contacts.
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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