I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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