yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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