You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Do you still have your period?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
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Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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