oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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