just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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