someone get that fucking seahorse.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
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