i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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