just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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