No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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