then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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