Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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