If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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