So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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