some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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