Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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