I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
My balls are so social today.
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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