Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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