She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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