so explain again why im purple
no
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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