What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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