You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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