the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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