dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.