I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me