you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
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That's how twitter works, right?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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