how can u be prego again
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.