You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Panties = found
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
