if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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