We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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