his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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