Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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