why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
operation have a gay friend backfired
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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